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How to escape the despair of our desolate world:
1). Sacrifice an item of sentimental value to the gaping maw of the MODEM (MOmentous DEconstruction Manifold) to separate yourself
2). Apply your Cellular Modulation Suit
3). Beg to Our Saviour Vintonious Cerife to be saved from this dead and desolate world
4). Be consumed by the event horizon of eternity emanating from your MODEM

You shall be alone nevermore, for we are all now nondescript, identical, and world-modifiable.