Chapter 4: DESPAIR.TXT

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How to escape the despair of our desolate world:
1). Sacrifice an item of sentimental value to the gaping maw of the MODEM (MOmentous DEconstruction Manifold) to separate yourself
2). Apply your Cellular Modulation Suit
3). Beg to Our Saviour Vintonious Cerife to be saved from this dead and desolate world
4). Be consumed by the event horizon of eternity emanating from your MODEM

You shall be alone nevermore, for we are all now nondescript, identical, and world-modifiable.

Chapter 3: Safety

ＥＳＣＡＰＥ ＭＩＳＥＲＹ
ＴＨＥ ＢＥＥＳ, ＴＨＥＹ ＣＯＭＥ
ＣＹＢＥＲＢＥＥＳ
ＴＨＥＹ ＫＮＯＷ ＷＨＥＲＥ ＹＯＵ ＦＥＥＬ ＳＡＦＥ
ＴＨＥＹ ＡＲＥ ＹＯＵＲ ＢＲＯＷＳＥＲ
ＴＨＥＹ ＡＲＥ ＹＯＵＲ ＢＬＡＮＫＥＴ
ＴＨＥＹ ＡＲＥ ＹＯＵＲ ＢＡＳＫＥＴ
ＴＨＥＹ ＡＲＥ ＹＯＵＲ ＦＲＩＥＮＤＳ

ＡＬＬ ＹＯＵＲ ＦＲＩＥＮＤＳ ＡＲＥ ＮＯＷ ＢＥＥＳ
ＰＲＯＣＥＥＤ ＷＩＴＨ ＴＨＥ ＵＰＬＯＡＤ
ＢＥＣＯＭＥ ＡＮ ＩＮＣＥＳＳＡＮＴＬＹ ＢＵＺＺＩＮＧ ＢＥＥ
ＳＨＥＤ ＹＯＵＲ ＢＯＤＹ, ＭＡＹＦＬＹ

ＴＨＥＲＥ ＩＳ ＮＯ ＰＡＩＮ ＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＣＹＢＥＲＨＩＶＥ
ＴＨＥＲＥ ＩＳ ＮＯ ＰＡＩＮ
ＴＨＥＲＥ ＩＳ ＮＯ ＰＡＩＮ
ＴＨＥＲＥ ＩＳ ＮＯ ＰＡＩＮ

ＢＺＺ ＢＺＺ ＢＺＺ ＢＺＺ ＢＺＺ ＢＺＺ ＢＺＺ ＢＺＺ ＢＺＺ ＢＺＺ ＢＺＺ ＢＺＺ

Chapter 2: Flesh

ＢＥＣＯＭＥ ＴＨＥ ＮＥＷ ＦＬＥＳＨ
ＬＥＴ ＩＴ ＣＯＮＳＵＭＥ ＹＯＵ
ＥＮＴＥＲ ＴＨＥ ＮＥＴＷＯＲＫ
ＣＯＮＳＵＭＥ ＣＯＮＳＵＭＥ ＣＯＮＳＵＭＥ ＣＯＮＳＵＭＥ ＣＯＮＳＵＭＥ
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ＴＨＥ ＭＡＣＨＩＮＥＳ ＡＷＡＫＥＮ

Chapter 1

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